Letter to Flumpie

[flumpie]

My sweet Flumpie,

If you do not stop leaping on my bladder, I will have no other choice but to put you in a lengthy time out on the Thinking Step as soon as you are born - so that you can contemplate your actions.

With great love,

Mom

Comments

[alexis-wren.livejournal.com]

Supposedly, they have massage techniques for pregnant mommies to get their unborn kids to re-position if they are uncomfortable. Ever tried anything like that?

[nilo.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's only useful in the last months when the baby is sort of trapped into position. Flumpie right now is so small that she can still leap about. Which means I can sort of push her away, but she can come flying right back.

[alexis-wren.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you're giving birth to a Superhero!
It's SUPER GIRL...In PINK!