Your Favorite New Toy

For several months now, you have been able to open the bottom drawer in the kitchen. And yes, the tea towels and pot holders can be fun. But lately, their charms have worn thin. And then, today, you realized you could open the drawer above that.

And there it was, in all its poundy glory: the meat mallet. You have been carrying it about for hours - waving it gleefully overhead and terrifying the cats. Good thing it's a Rubbermaid and not the even more terrifying metal kind.