Wow

You have some impressively disgusting diapers. Very different from your sister. I keep telling you that if you just went once every day it would be so much easier on all of us than going an incredible amount once every 3-4 days. So far you're not listening.

Today, while I was on the phone, you somehow managed to go through your diaper up onto your back and neck and even into your few stray wisps of hair.

I'm tired of holding onto you all naked, slimy, and slippery and trying vainly to think of what to do with you next. Particularly since you then smile at me in such an "isn't this fun, Mom?" kind of way.

Today I just climbed into the tub with you.